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December 11, 2005



Heres my top ten (well, more like twenty something) list of reasons why it's better to be a quadraplegic.  

Say, am I the only quadraplegic in DA?  I have come across many many clubs here, but never have I seen one for disabled people, much less for the severely disabled.  The closest I have seen would be for disorders - depressive, self inflicting, eating, etc.  not to say that those aren't disabling, but they just don't fit my bill. (ok, so the depressive one does)

Now, I have heard it said that if you want something done bad enough, you gotta go do it yourself.  You know, if I knew something like that would fly, and I wouldn't alienate all my friends by having to focus on all the work, I might just attempt creating a club for the disabled.  But I have to question how popular it would be.  DA isn't new, if somebody hasen't attempted it by now, I'm pretty sure there isn't much of a demand for that kinda thing.

Ok, well on with the list!  Drum roll please!  

26) A pair of shoes will last a lifetime.

25) You never have to do any chores.

24) People wait on you hand and foot.

23) You get money for doing nothing.

22) You don't have to look for a seat in a crowded room.

21) You get to bring a reclining chair to the movies.

20) Your personal chauffeur takes you where you want to go.

19) You never get your clothes all sweaty (you don't sweat below the neck).

18) You're never tempted to shoplift.

17) You'll never get germs from doorknobs.

16) You'll never mess up wet nail polish.

15) Short lines at amusement parks

14) You have an excuse not to work out.

13) You don't have to clap at a really lame speech.

12) You won't dirty hands while eating a messy meal.

11) You'll never be agitated by a wedgie.

10) You'll never step in gum or dog dookie.

9) No one can completely critique how well your clothes fit since    you're always sitting.

8) No more writers cramp

7) Your servants feed you.

6) Great parking.

5) You won't trip.

4) You don't have to "make the first move."

3) No one cares if you're short.

2) You're never responsible for making a mess.

And the number #1 reason why it's better to be a quadraplegic is...

1) You'll never get caught picking your nose.

Learn more about me here…

Some parts of this year have been a little
rough for me.. and I am looking forward to the coming year being better.  We all have things in our personal lives that may be detracting from what this season is all about.  I encourage you to remember.... as many problems as you may believe you have,
someone else is facing something far more devastating.

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dreamweaver69stock Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
Hi Hun
I love your entry and I didnt see a club for disabled either. I spend some time in a forum elsewhere. I see you are a fighter and that makes you very special in my world so many give up. I now understand the Magic I saw in your images. Thanks for sharing your time and life story.
Many Many :hug: :hug:s Jeep

Oh I dont write very well or do much with journals but these 2 entries may give you a little of my life or mental state
LadyVictoire Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh thankyou very much jeep, you're so sweet, sorry im so late with my reply, you can beat me senseless with a wet noodle, and thankyou kindly for sharing your story with me,im honored that you would do so. thankyou for your kindness :hug: :glomp:
dreamweaver69stock Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
Hi Sweetheart
I didnt know you were late we lost power 4 days ago due to Ice storm GRRRRRRRRRRRRR and had to rough it LOL but I have generator so had water and lights but generator was a bit unstabe for PC time so went through computer withdrawals :):) . The wet noodle still a thought P I may hold you to that :boogie: :boogie: :boogie: . Hope you are smiling
:hug: :hug: :hug: jeep
LadyVictoire Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
woah, where you from? :hug:
dreamweaver69stock Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
I have been quite a few places but I am now deep in the woods in southwestern Virginia. Very quiet peaceful and surrounded by Nature
:hug::hug::hug::hug: Jeep
LadyVictoire Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i imagine it must be very nice there, when its not blinding, mind numbing cold :glomp:
TheScissorman Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2005
You made me smile, such gorgeous thing :]

LadyVictoire Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thankyou so much sweety! :hug:
TheScissorman Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2005
No need to thanks :aww:

chasing-butterflies Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2005
You have such a wonderful outlook - I wish I could have a little of that optimism of yours _ but I think you are probably needing it more than me :hug: Bless your heart and happy holidays to you!
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